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So usually when I post it's a whole lotta nothing, but today fun stuff happened! and by fun stuff I mean ILL SCARLETT =DD

Kay, so now the full story. Ill Scarlett played at Carelton U as part of Frosh week, and of course you had to be a student to get in. Anyone who thought otherwise must be a dumbass *shifty eyes* So, I don't go to Carelton, and I thought I could get in. And I wasn't proven otherwise until after I saw ill Scarlett play. It was a pretty good security system to. All people who are allowed to go ( I don't know the details, as far as I know all you have to do is go to Carelton)  get a wrist band, and you have to show it to the security people at the front to get in. Makes sense, no? Well, apperently they just didn't ask to see my wrist band, so I got in no problem? I had no idea that you need a wristband or anything. So after their set, I got to talk to the guys in the band a little bit, and then I headed off to an ATM machine to get money to buy a shirt. (The ATM gave me 2 tens when I asked for 20 dollars, that's not supposed to happen last time I checked) Anyways, I got back from the main building about 10 minutes after I left (took me a while to find a machine) and the people asked me for a wristband, to which in my mind I responded "WTF?" but I actually said "umm... no I didn't know you needed one. Can I just buy a t-shirt?" So after asking about 5 of the 10 people there if I was allowed to buy a shirt, the head lady said I could go if 2 of the 10 people there would escort me. So they did, I got my shirt, and the band signed it, and security was clueless towards the fact that I had been in there the entire time. Good times.

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This time I'm posting just to say I did.
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That's it, that's all.
Jordan Anthony Morlidge is officially done high school. I have to go pick up my project, and empty out my locker, and the grad ceremony, and that's it. Although I'm excited to get out of there and start a brand new chapter in my life, I'm kind of saddened. As much as I've wanted to leave Pius for the longest time, it wasn't until today that I realized just how much I'm going to miss the place. I remember standing there in first period this morning, thinking to my self "Jordan, this is the last national anthem you'll ever hear at St. Pius.' and ever since that moment I was very sad, and am kind of sad now. I mean yeah, I'll get over it. It's funny. today I did the second part of my exam in history, and coincidentally enough, it was all about Fyodor Dostoyevsky. "And what does Dostoyevsky have anything to do with your feelings towards being done school?" you ask? well I'll tell you... after the break

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Anyways, so Dostoyevsky says "Humanity's struggle is it's goal" which basically means that man lives for the process of achieving ones goals, not the actual achieving of a goal. The analogy he used was something like this: Imagine a man on a boat, and he is searching the world for formulas and answers. He will search his whole life looking for the answers, but deep down, he fears finding them. For once he finds them, he would not know what to do with his life. This is pretty much where I am now. Looking back, I loved highschool, it was the greatest time of my short little life by far. I loved going through the process. But know that it's over, I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel like I should be waking up at 6:30 tomorrow morning, showering, eating, getting on the bus at 7:30, and going to world history. But that's not going to happen again, ever. 

Wow, I just realized how lame I am. Usually when I post it's like the news. 'Here's what happened today' But, the one time I actually talk about my feelings, it's about the most common thing ever. Everyone leaves highschool, why I am getting so worked up not going back. 

God I'm lame.

Quote of the day: "Humanity's struggle is it's goal." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Music: Life of a Soldier - ill Scarlett

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So, I'm sitting in the library at school, being very bored, so I thought a post was in order. 

Today's topic: nothing. Absolutly nothing. Actually, that's probably a lie, but whatever.

Yesterday was band practices. That's right, plural, as in two. The First being with Mel, Sasha, and Fernando. I don't know what we're called yet, but I think it's between the Melons and the Zombie Jesus Experience. I'm hoping for the later. WE practiced our two songs for DWYWDN, which happen to be Fear of The Dark by Iron Maiden and Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ top. I look foward to, it sounds pretty Radtacular right now. For the Ska band (rehersal number 2) which we have temporarily called The Temps (get it, cuz it's temporary), we have decided to play Seven Nation Army and another song, probably shout. And yes, we made a ska version of Seven Nation Army, it's teh awesomeness, yo. UI'm pretty excited for this show, what with it being my last Pius show ever and whatnot.

In other news, as of Next Monday, I am only working 1 job. That's right, Jordan career at Harvey's ends on Sunday, May 25th, 2008. Which also happens to be free burger day. Pretty bold day to go out on, but still.

Prom is next weekend, I'm stoked for that, need to get a pocket square and a white shirt and I'll be ready to go. Getting those today.  

Yeah, I'm getting bored. I'm goona go find a book to read, scince I finished Life of Pie a few days ago. This would be the best time to do it, being in a library and all 

Music: Fleeba - Blurry
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I'm BAAAAAACCKKK!!!
For like, the 18th million time. I keep saying I'm here to stay, but that never happens, so I'm not making ANY promises this time. "Why are you back then, you stupid guy?" You might ask? Well, all you kids we all like "Jordan Go On LJ, NOW!" So I've decided to at least kind of try to be more active in my crappy, extremely uninteresting posts. Kay So, here we go!

I'm currently sitting in my basement, being bored. I watched like, 13 million episodes of Bleach today. And by 13 million, I mean like, 11. I just finished watching 64, so Lex, I'm catching up.

I'm in quite the pickle today, that's for sure. I knew it would happen to, and I'm just a retard and didn't think about what I would do when it actually happened. So, here's the situation. As you all know I'm currently working multiple jobs. At Harvey's and at the Movie Theater. Can you see where this is going yet? I'm scheduled to work at Harvey's from 7:00-10:30, and I'm scheduled to work at the Cineplex, you guessed it, at the exact same time. So now I have no idea what to do. I can't go to one, that's for sure. It's too late to call in sick. Is not showing up for one a good idea? Definitely not. But then again, when do I ever go with the good ideas? So there's the dilemma.

On a different note, yesterday was a very good day. Starts off with the victory ball in the morning. "But wait, Jordan, you're in grade 12. How does the Victory Ball do to make you have a good day? You can't go." Well, that's very true, but Mrs. Goldsmith is my homeroom teacher, so you'd think that I'd be able to go, right? WRONG! Instead, we have to go to the library to do 'busy work'. Which is ridiculously lame, am I right? So, Me, Mel, Rebecca, Abe, and Dave all decide to skip it all together and head to Timmy's, which we do. After Timmy's everyone said "Hey, lets all be fat and gay and go to McDonalds". So we do that, and on the way, I find this wallet with like, $50 dollars and six million Credit cards in it. So, being the nice person I am, I read the name on the Mastercard (It was like, Rasham Boolahala or something like that, that's not it, but that's what I'm saying it is.) So I go up to the closest brown guy and ask him if he's Rasham Boolahala. He says he is so I give him his wallet and run to go catch up with everyone else in McDonalds. So I get in line with everyone else, When Rasham walks into Mcdonalds after me and says of thing along the lines of "I appreciate your honesty, hers 10 dollars, buy yourself lunch or something". And before I can tell him that I didn't want his money, he throws a ten dollar bill at me and runs away. That was an interesting 1st period, that's for sure.

Then we come back, everyone goes to class, except me and Rebecca, I have spare second and Rebecca didn't want to go to class. So after a few close calls almost running into Mr. Royko (Rebecca's second period teacher) We go outside and sit on a bench, and listened to music. I showed her Mitch Hedberg, yeah, good times.

So, I spend a large chunk of my newly acquired 10 dollars on lunch, which was very good. Lunch was relatively uneventful. Talked to Beaver about fast food adventures, Talked with Stephan and Tom for a while, yeah. Me and Lexie eventually run away to get a person of authority to sign the "I can go on the bus" note, and it's off to third period.

I walk into the shop, and I see two people, Youssif and Josh. No one else inside. 5 minutes into class, some teacher (I see her all the time, no idea what her name is though) comes in looking for measuring tape, realizes that we have no teacher, then runs away. 3 minutes later, Mr. G walks in and tells us to leave, because we don't have a teacher, So I roam the halls for three seconds, then I find KT and Ana both of whom have Junior lunch because photography is ridiculous. We go to Jack's, KT buys Smarties, We come back, sit down for a bit. I go their Photog class, play Math Circus, watch Ana make the scariest pop art picture of me ever. On to Drama.

Drama was pretty much same old same old. We're supposed to be working on monologues, but I ended up just chilling with Lexie, KT, and Brit-knee. A few conversations about vaginas and raping babies later, the school day ends and It's time for suit shopping!

So, I'm on the bus, heading to Lexie's place. That was pretty alright. Nothing to exciting. So we get to Lexie's, I watch like, 5 minutes of Kim Possible while Lexie freshens up. Her mom drives us to Moores, we get a suit, rather quickly I might say.  The guy who helped us was name Leroy,  he was like, this old, mellow  black man, who was very cool.  So we put the suit on hold, buy time for my phone, and  head to Starbucks for Lexie's mom to pick us up. Lexie buys me a cookie, because she's a jerk. I see Hiro, but don't say hi because she's in deep concentration drawing something. We head back to her place, watch fairly odd parents, eat dinner, and then Youtube video's, yep, good times.

Mother told me that she's giving me $150 towards the suit fund. so I'm excited. Now I'm getting really tired of typing, and I need to get ready for work. How was that for a comeback entry, betches xD

Quote of the day: "I will kill u. Kill u til u dy frum it," - Lolcats
Music: All Time Low - Umbrella (Rihanna Cover)

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K so. Past Few day have been awesome.
Yesterday we did the first run of the play. It was Fantabulous! SOO funny. I love my character ^_^
Today was the Co-op reception. That was also awesome. Many jazz happenings.
Sir's looking for some pieces for me to do for my audition at Humber.
Which I love him for. In a pathos kind of way. No eros for me and Sir xD
ANYWHO! I also get to do my final playing exam on bass. Which makes it much easier and more fun!
Also, I'm about to set up my Humber Audition.
On a less positive tone, I'm rather sick. But I have homework to do o.O
I would rather like to go to bed early-ish, but I unno If that's going to happen or not.

Quote of the Day: "JAAAAZZZZZ HAAANNDDS!!"
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Current Music: Jazz Book - Into the Sun

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K so, second post this month!
This is what I would like to call a 'roll'
all we need is butter.
Mog just left, and Graham is sleeping on the couch.
Watched 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'.
Best Movie EVER!!! Watch it now!

They posted the cast list for the play today.
I got Greg.
Finally, a Lead roll. took long enough
Very stoked for play.

Umm.
Applied to college and whatnot.
Hoping to get into the Bachelor of Applied Music at Humber.
It's a university program, just at a college, which is weird o.O
If not, I guess Algonquin isn't all that bad.
Much less expensive, that's for sure xD

Also, been playing the upright bass in class lately.
That thing is awesome!
I want one.
Alot.

Anyways, that's all I got to say.
Stuffages )

Quote of the week: "If God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!" -Powerthirst Video
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Current Music: Charles Mingus - Goodbye Porkpie Hat

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I'm BACKKKKKKK!!!!
Maybe to stay, maybe not, I'm not all to sure yet. What are my reasons for not posting anything at all? I am a lazy bastard. I unno if that excuse is good enough, but I'm sticking to it.

K so it is now 2008, has been for 36 hours or so, doesn't really feel any different than 2007 thus far. If any of you are wonder what new New Year's Resolution is, I need my instruments! I only have like, 8.

Also, I realized that although We don't go back to school until Monday, break ends now! SOOOOO much homework. Two projects in F+N, A take home test for Philo (need my textbook for it, which is currently lost), six billion music worksheets, and read that freakin' book. Who gives this much homework over Christmas break, srsly?

And oh yes! Mallory! Linkages!
You can downloads all of the doodads there.
Also I'm a Disney Princess? )
Apperently I'm the Love Child of Belle and Pocahontas, Wierd....
That's about it for now, I try to post more stuff when it happens, but we'll see xD
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Current Mood: melancholy melancholy
Current Music: Disney Eurobeat - Reflection

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If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Galaxy Bang! Bang! - Galaxy Angel
NO! It's not okay! You Blew up the Galaxy!

How would you describe yourself?
Giving Up - Silverstein
I'm not a quitter!!

What do you like in a guy/girl?
007/Mission Impossible/Peter Gunn - Brian Setzer
Apparently I like chicks who are spies xD
Mog, are you a spy? >.<

How do you feel today?
Money Worries - Bedouin Soundclash
What Are you talking about!?!
This is the most money I've had in my LIFE!

What is your life's purpose?
Will Lie There Evermore - Irish Descendants
Yeah, I unno...

What is your motto?
Niji - L'arc En Ciel
I unno what that means...

What do your friends think of you?
Shoe Size - Uninspired Emprire
I like shoes

What do you think of your parents?
Televators - The Mars Volta
Apparently my parents can make T.V.s float xD

What do you think about very often?
Thought Like Flames - Blindside
FLAMES!!! xD

What is 2 + 2?
51 Gardner - Big D and the Kids Table
2+2 is NOT 51! >.<

What do you think of your best friend?
Yardbird Suite - Miles Davis
Again, I unno...

What do you think of the person you like?
Burn it up - R. Kelly
HAHAZ! Morgan, I light you on fire good!
(Why the hell is R. Kelly there o.O)

What is your life story?
Dancing on the Moon - Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
I love doing that!

What do you want to be when you grow up?
You Shook Me All Night Long - Ac/Dc
Umm... a shaking... thing?

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
The Fourth Avenue Cafe - Rurouni Kenshin
Apparently I think your an Asian coffee shop xD

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Rally - illScarlett
Good song, not dance-able at all

What will they play at your funeral?
Here in Your Arms - Hellogoodbye
Not Complaining

What is your hobby/interest?
Talk is Cheap - The Toasters
Selling Speech?

What is your biggest fear?
I Predict a Riot - Kaiser Chiefs
I don't like riots o.O

What is your biggest secret?
Wake Me Up On Time - OC Supertones
I like to sleep in O:

What do you think of your friends?
Momentary Life - Guilty Gear
I think they shall all die shortly *Epic ninja pose*

What will you post this as?
Yesterday - Mustard Plug
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Jordan was the cause of the apocalypse.
... afterward, Jordan ate some macaroni and cheese.
'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com


Jordack revolutionized the world by taking down google.
... afterward, Jordack tried to cover up a bizarre love triangle involving them and two monkeys.
'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com


Toasty beat up the President and declared themselves the new dictator of America.
... afterward, Toasty found 10 bucks under the couch.
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